32- I've got the goods, do you have the bids?

[amansgottadowhat]

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[he is on a small stand, relishing in the moment] Ladies, ladies, please. There's no need to squabble so much. You can all have a fair shot at me so long as you bid right. And who knows, maybe if I'm feeling generous, I'll let a couple of you win and you can all collect your winnings.

But let's start the bidding now. We'll start it low, maybe, say, a violet and go from there? Or maybe you can even [pause for effect] barter with me a little.

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well of course I don't. To disappoint would be to fail. And to fail would be to not win. And Captain Hammer always wins. Might I ask what you intend to use me for, sir? I'm afraid I didn't catch your name.