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Captain Hammer ([personal profile] amansgottadowhat) wrote2010-06-05 10:42 pm
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32- I've got the goods, do you have the bids?

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[he is on a small stand, relishing in the moment] Ladies, ladies, please. There's no need to squabble so much. You can all have a fair shot at me so long as you bid right. And who knows, maybe if I'm feeling generous, I'll let a couple of you win and you can all collect your winnings.

But let's start the bidding now. We'll start it low, maybe, say, a violet and go from there? Or maybe you can even [pause for effect] barter with me a little.

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[identity profile] caughtthebullet.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Make it two violets.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
You are not a lady. Ah? Quite a fair bid for such a-




Are you intending on gifting me to someone else?

[identity profile] caughtthebullet.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
No, not really. I intend to put you to use.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well then. If you win the only hotness you'll get is from coffee. We shall see if you win.

[identity profile] caughtthebullet.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have any special skills, sir?

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I have super-strength, and a taste for justice.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well of course I don't. To disappoint would be to fail. And to fail would be to not win. And Captain Hammer always wins. Might I ask what you intend to use me for, sir? I'm afraid I didn't catch your name.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I must also inform you that you are now being bid against. If you should like to win me, I highly suggest and hope that you make a higher offer.

ooc: I am so not here right now

[identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
(ooc: This. Thread. Is. Love. LOVE)

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[OoC: XD Isn't it just? I've been snorting so much.]

HEY. DID YOU NOT READ THAT TAG, RAIKOV? DON'T BE GETTING ANY IDEAS.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
For me? Yes.

HE DID BUT HE'S STILL GETTING IDEAS.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone thinks highly of themselves.

NYET. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT- er, two violets, I suppose, in this case.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it does appear to be working. And I, of course, will be donating part of my winnings to charity.

He hates you so much, ohmygod. He was starting to not mind Adrian.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Please be discouraged. You are now currently tied. One of you will have to outbid the other.

ffffffff

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com - 2010-06-07 05:51 (UTC) - Expand

fff

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com - 2010-06-07 23:19 (UTC) - Expand

Hi, I'm super-late!

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
You're selling--

What's with everyone today?

Hiii, I'm going to sleep after this tag. Backdation rocks my world, though.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, Penny!

Yes.

Probably a curse of some sort.

Grooooovy. I'm... obviously not that quick myself, yeah?

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
And you're okay with that?

Heh, s'all cool, man.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I am. I shall be donating a portion of my winnings to charity. I did these sorts of things back home every once in a while, and here is hardly different.

<3

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's really sweet of you to donate the money to a good cause, and if it doesn't bother you...

Good luck, I guess? Hopefully the winner won't give you too much trouble.

<3<3<3

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all!

Ah, thank you, Penny. I hope so too, but he seems straight. Although he seems like he'll be fine.
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