32- I've got the goods, do you have the bids?

[amansgottadowhat]

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[he is on a small stand, relishing in the moment] Ladies, ladies, please. There's no need to squabble so much. You can all have a fair shot at me so long as you bid right. And who knows, maybe if I'm feeling generous, I'll let a couple of you win and you can all collect your winnings.

But let's start the bidding now. We'll start it low, maybe, say, a violet and go from there? Or maybe you can even [pause for effect] barter with me a little.

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Comments

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Make it two violets.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You are not a lady. Ah? Quite a fair bid for such a-




Are you intending on gifting me to someone else?

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

No, not really. I intend to put you to use.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well then. If you win the only hotness you'll get is from coffee. We shall see if you win.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Do you have any special skills, sir?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I have super-strength, and a taste for justice.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

You don't disappoint.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well of course I don't. To disappoint would be to fail. And to fail would be to not win. And Captain Hammer always wins. Might I ask what you intend to use me for, sir? I'm afraid I didn't catch your name.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I must also inform you that you are now being bid against. If you should like to win me, I highly suggest and hope that you make a higher offer.

cry I missed the last notif

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

I like your thinking, Captain Hammer, I'd like to see you put to other skills. Adrian Veidt has need for some work around the Palace, and I am him.

Three violets.

I figured something like that. That keeps happening to me. >.> Why doesn't LJ love us?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, Mister Adrian Veidt, I thank you for your compliments and rightful belief in me. The Palace, eh? I don't believe that I've come across it in my stay here. Where is it located?

it's like that on this one and another but not my personal one, go figure u_u

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

It's where the City meets the woods, north of the twelfth apartment complex. We like to keep things quiet although a little noise never hurt anyone.

Please, Adrian will do, or Veidt.

SIGH so difficult to figure out

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. I will make note of that, Adrian.

Ahem, Raikov is up to two violets and a green now.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

You almost sound like you want to shill your own value, Captain Hammer. I've bid three. I'm willing to go higher.

Ffff, I forgot that. /headdesk

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh? Well, I shall certainly inform him of that, then.

ahahaha it's okay!

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

I'll be here for the entire auction.

[Adrian doesn't sleep, or so the rumors say.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't know any rumors, but he'll believe him. This may be because he doesn't want to think about the alternative.] Ah, dedication. Very admirable, Adrian.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

I pride myself on it, Captain, if you don't mind that name.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

No, that's fine. And it's your luck! Raikov has appeared to have dropped out of the bidding.

[OoC: Last night I was three seconds from writing 'You can call me whatever you want.' But then I realized 'TOO GAY. NEED SLEEP. D:']

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Then inform me of the winner at your soonest convenience, Captain.

[ooc: Bwhahahaha...Adrian would've been pleased.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Will do, Adrian!

[OoC: Hammer would not have been. :| Also, you wanna log or assume or what? Winner's choice.]

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: He would have wanted Hammer to do some gardening at the Palace under the summer sun while Adrian just watches and sips a drink. Is that okay with you? I'm fine with either assuming or logging!]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[OoC: That's fine with me! So long as Adrian doesn't stare too much at Hammer's ass as he bends over. Assuming should be fine. Hopefully Hammer doesn't kill too many plants.]

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: No never! I mean, not long enough to be rude...|D It's okay Adrian can afford more plants, even though he'll make 'hrm' faces briefly.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[OoC: 'Well, gardening is pretty fruity, but not as fruity as Raikov.' But cool~ It's an assumed plan. :3]