amansgottadowhat: (There's plenty of me to go around)
Captain Hammer ([personal profile] amansgottadowhat) wrote2010-06-05 10:42 pm

32- I've got the goods, do you have the bids?

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[he is on a small stand, relishing in the moment] Ladies, ladies, please. There's no need to squabble so much. You can all have a fair shot at me so long as you bid right. And who knows, maybe if I'm feeling generous, I'll let a couple of you win and you can all collect your winnings.

But let's start the bidding now. We'll start it low, maybe, say, a violet and go from there? Or maybe you can even [pause for effect] barter with me a little.

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[identity profile] caughtthebullet.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Make it two violets.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
You are not a lady. Ah? Quite a fair bid for such a-




Are you intending on gifting me to someone else?

[identity profile] caughtthebullet.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
No, not really. I intend to put you to use.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well then. If you win the only hotness you'll get is from coffee. We shall see if you win.

[identity profile] caughtthebullet.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have any special skills, sir?

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I have super-strength, and a taste for justice.

[identity profile] caughtthebullet.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
You don't disappoint.

ooc: I am so not here right now

[identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
(ooc: This. Thread. Is. Love. LOVE)

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[OoC: XD Isn't it just? I've been snorting so much.]

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well of course I don't. To disappoint would be to fail. And to fail would be to not win. And Captain Hammer always wins. Might I ask what you intend to use me for, sir? I'm afraid I didn't catch your name.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That's low?

HEY. DID YOU NOT READ THAT TAG, RAIKOV? DON'T BE GETTING ANY IDEAS.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
For me? Yes.

HE DID BUT HE'S STILL GETTING IDEAS.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone thinks highly of themselves.

NYET. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT- er, two violets, I suppose, in this case.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it does appear to be working. And I, of course, will be donating part of my winnings to charity.

okay 8D

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
... Two violets then.

He hates you so much, ohmygod. He was starting to not mind Adrian.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Please be discouraged. You are now currently tied. One of you will have to outbid the other.

8D

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Two violets and one green.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I must also inform you that you are now being bid against. If you should like to win me, I highly suggest and hope that you make a higher offer.

cry I missed the last notif

[identity profile] caughtthebullet.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I like your thinking, Captain Hammer, I'd like to see you put to other skills. Adrian Veidt has need for some work around the Palace, and I am him.

Three violets.

Watch him try to maneuver himself out of TRUE LOVE- I mean auction!date.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You seem to have changed your mind for someone who was so concerned about not being able to afford the price.

I figured something like that. That keeps happening to me. >.> Why doesn't LJ love us?

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Mister Adrian Veidt, I thank you for your compliments and rightful belief in me. The Palace, eh? I don't believe that I've come across it in my stay here. Where is it located?

it's like that on this one and another but not my personal one, go figure u_u

[identity profile] caughtthebullet.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's where the City meets the woods, north of the twelfth apartment complex. We like to keep things quiet although a little noise never hurt anyone.

Please, Adrian will do, or Veidt.

fuuuufufufu you can't, Hammer.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I never said I couldn't afford it.

SIGH so difficult to figure out

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. I will make note of that, Adrian.

Ahem, Raikov is up to two violets and a green now.

He's like a flopping fish on deck. On dick. DECK.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? Because I wouldn't want to impoverish you in any way.

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