38-He never tires of this curse

[amansgottadowhat]

Well hello, visitors. To those who remember visiting this place before, welcome back, so lovely to see you again. To those who are new, greetings and welcome. Allow me to help you with anything that you might need or any problems that you run into.

I am Captain Hammer and I am more than happy to be of assistance.

[OoC: You know what? Go for it; anything. I can always erase whatever I don't want him to know from his mind. And for the link! Because Hammer's stupid.]

Comments

voice;

[perfectainteasy.livejournal.com]

Oh you do know how to speak to a lady. Can you make one feel special too?

voice;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh well I would never say that I'd be able to make one such as yourself feel special for certain.

But I certainly do intend to try.

voice;

[perfectainteasy.livejournal.com]

Then tend to my bath and my bowl. Only the finest gourmet will do. After that, you may brush me.

voice;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[wtf is this, a euphemism?] Where are you currently located?