38-He never tires of this curse

[amansgottadowhat]

Well hello, visitors. To those who remember visiting this place before, welcome back, so lovely to see you again. To those who are new, greetings and welcome. Allow me to help you with anything that you might need or any problems that you run into.

I am Captain Hammer and I am more than happy to be of assistance.

[OoC: You know what? Go for it; anything. I can always erase whatever I don't want him to know from his mind. And for the link! Because Hammer's stupid.]

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But the internet gives me cookies- OHSHIT DOES THAT MEAN THE COOKIES ARE NOW ANGELS!?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[brb looking for his archenemy in the bushes] You've got to be here somewhere!

[OoC: Oooh, gotcha. I definitely don't know you with this account, then. But at least you're not a complete stranger. Also, going to bed now. I SHALL SEE YOUR COMMENT IN THE LIGHT, NEXT. >D]

Yes. Yes, it does. :|

[justastatue.livejournal.com]

[ Which means you're not looking, right?

Which means I can eat you, right?

RAWRRRRRR SUDDENLY TEETH ]


((OOC: XDD kk good night! ♥ ))

But- if I ATE the cookies . . . I DON'T WANT MY STOMACH TO BE AN ANGEL!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Ohgodohgodohgod, MORE PUNCHING, this is not okay!] HALT, VILLAIN! [Because that will do oh so much, Hammer.]

[OoC: HAHA. It is now the afternoon when it is less scary- even though it's dark and sleety outside . . . I'm writing about syphilis, though! So all is good!]

...too bad? >>

[justastatue.livejournal.com]

[ You're punching stone, Hammer :| ]


((OOC: And I'm writing about Macbeth haha so that'd be totally fitting. Except it's super sunny over here /facepalm. ]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;-;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Yes. He is aware of that. That's completely intentional.] So, perhaps this is not the work of Horrible. It's too well done.

[OoC: Well, yes, but Macbeth is not as cute as syphilis (http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/pox.html).]