amansgottadowhat: (It's me! I'm so excited.)
2009-12-27 12:08 am

20-I can't just be LION around all day/OhShi- It's a lion! Don't get in the car, he'll throw it.

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Roar.



[OoC: Is that not one cocky, satisfied looking lion? Also, two pictures for lulz.

Also, if you want to thank him for what he got you; Christmas gifts! All the girls that he knows get flowers, literally, even if he's only talked to them once. Depending on how well he knows them, every girl gets at least three. If their name is a flower, he'll give them their namesakes (I.E. Rosella would get roses).

Penny gets two whole bouquets and chocolates. If they were still going out, there'd be a bust of Penny at the center, feel lucky. Raikov, he still feels sort of awkward about that whole gay weekend, so you get an anonymously-sent fruitcake. No pun intended, he just got some, and he isn't a fan, so you get one.

People getting a large lump of coal!
Nara Shikamaru and Setsuna, with tags reading 'From: Santa'. Billy/Doc Horrible gets the same, except it's more like enough coal to power a small steam engine in his case. EVERY OTHER MALE GETS NOTHING! sry, he's a jerk like that.]
amansgottadowhat: (Punching in the face of justice!)
2009-10-29 11:21 pm

15-in ur pumkin patch, destroyin ur childhood

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[He is pretty thoroughly covered in pumpkin bits, and seems out of breath] I-It was terrible. There was this huge pumpkin, it had some sort of great big symbol on its front. I don't know where it came from, but . . .

But it carried a blue blanket that seemed to belong to a child! The fiend. It must have gotten to him before I could get to it. [He directs his next line, rather unnecessarily, towards the sky.] My finishing blow was for YOU small, helpless child! [and then, more normally, as he lays the blanket down, almost like a grave] I'm so exhausted, but- I shall lay this down here, in memoriam.

Unless there is someone else that requires my help, I think I need to lay down. [If you strain very, very hard, you can hear a mumbled 'and a shower' before the feed gets cut off.]

[OoC: NO, I DID NOT MAKE A THINLY VEILED REFERENCE TO "IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN," WHY DO YOU ASK?]