Chapter Four

[amansgottadowhat]

[Voice Post]

I can't believe that even he would sink so low. When Karrin didn't come, I knew there must have been something wrong. We were to walk through Xanadu. But now, but now-

Our walk through the paaaaaaaaark; destroyed.
A vengeful, hate-filled aaaaaaaaaaact; employed.

I’m inclined, to believe you should be halted,
In my mind, you’ve made our wounds be salted,
I thought that she was late, you took her due to spite,
You couldn’t let it go, after you had lost the fight,
To nab her from the streets, is an unspeakable crime,
You’ve done your spiteful acts for the final time,
After what you wrote last night, it’s clear as day you’ve caused her harm,
This is an awful plight, come everybody; make a fuss, sound the alarm!
And when I find you, felon, I’ll put you in the slammer,
I stand for what’s right, and justice, because I. Am Captain Hammer!

Just you wait. You'll pay for taking her, Doctor Horrible.

[OoC: May I note that unlike Doctor Horrible, he's singing completely consciously? Link not IC. Also, HMD, anyone~?]

Comments

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

...You mean to say he kidnapped someone else?!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

It would seem to be so. Karrin no longer where she's supposed to be, him complaining about the time we defeated him, all too coincidental.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Goodness, I can hardly believe it. How horrible...

Though they do say, nothing is as it appears. Oh, honestly, he was cursed then, that's completely different! Would he really--

Are you sure it's not due to a curse?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'm certain. Although if you do believe that something like that couldn't happen, then you are quite a special type of woman.

[OoC: *groans* How horrible?]

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Well, he's usually always been rather nice to me. I can't imagine why he would do such a thing...

[OOC: IT HAD TO BE DONE. =D]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

He can be tricky like that; sadly this has happened before, back in our world.

[OoC: *tsks at you* ]

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Oh, honestly...

But he doesn't seem that bad! I know looks can be deceiving, but--

Was anyone hurt?

[OOC: Puns are awesome. Shhh.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, no. Karrin and I saw to that.

[OoC: You and your puns. :|]

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Well, that's something, at least. I'd better look into this myself.

[OOC: Hey. It's canon, shush.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Do you require help with anything?

[OoC: Yeah. My canon. :|]

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

No, I'm...quite all right, actually. And I'll be careful, as well.

[OOC: Ahem. Please see: the titles of King's Quest 2 through 7, kthx.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Alright, then. That is definitely a good thing.

[OoC: . . . HAHAHAHAHA, OMG, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING, THOSE ARE AMAZING. 8D ♥!]