One is the lonliest number

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[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

Comments

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

He does sound like a handsome devil, though, doesn't he?

4/4-Done

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Dawn, what a lovely name. I'm Captain Hammer.

*dies* The SPN and BTVS casts have been smushed, and Juli (Buffy) started calling it the Spuffy cast

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooo-kay. Nice to meet you... Captain Hammer.

And I really am sorry about the whole mistaken identity thing.

Oh. So, uh, what's SPN?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I assure you, it's no trouble at all.

Ah! Sorry. Supernatural.

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

Well, that's good. I mean. It's really nice of you. And understanding.

Soooooo. You're a superhero? That's cool. I seem to get kidnapped a lot, so I'm fully in support of superheroes.

Re: Yeah generally the consensus has been that.

[mistercomedy.livejournal.com]

Captain Hammer?

And I though my ideas for names were lame.

[not-your-cherry.livejournal.com]

What are you supposed to be anyway?

Hahaha now she's amused.

[police-pinup.livejournal.com]

Well, sure. You could say that.

Voice

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

That's very kind of you, er...Captain Hammer, was it? My name is Rosella.

[combatmagic.livejournal.com]

Captain Hammer.

Voice

[mis-match.livejournal.com]

No, I most certainly would not.

Have you been introduced to the City?

Voice

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

I'm Sayori Wakaba! It's nice to meet you.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Rosella? You must be as lovely as the flower you were named for.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Sayori. It's just splendid to meet you. Could you perhaps tell me more about the City?

Not for long. /o/

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, don't worry. It does happen quite a bit. You are?

Ah, man, I knew that, too. Hee. Spuffy.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Just doing what I have to do.

Oh? Well I'll just have to keep you under close watch then, won' I?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You've heard of me, then.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

What? I am Captain Hammer, superhero, savior of the innocent. Voice of the people.

We're horrible. And awesome, but that goes without saying. ;P (also she is so wtf-ing right now)

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

Oh, cool. Dedication to duty. That's... admirable? I guess.

Oooo-kay. I mean, sure. Why not?

XDDD Totally patronizing him now

[police-pinup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I bet it does.

I'm Debra Morgan.

Voice

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

[light giggling]

Of course! Well, for one, you're now stuck in the City with the rest of us. The City sometimes sends people home but most of the time they just end up coming back.

Also...you have to be aware of curses!

[not-your-cherry.livejournal.com]

You're a superhero?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Lame? Hardly; I hammer out evil in the name of justice and righteousness!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I am.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Very briefly, yes.