One is the lonliest number

[amansgottadowhat]

[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

Comments

[mis-match.livejournal.com]

You desire to assist is appreciated, Captain Hammer, but I assure you, we are in no danger.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah? That's very good to hear. You wouldn't want your pretty face to be all crinkled in worry, would you?

Voice

[mis-match.livejournal.com]

No, I most certainly would not.

Have you been introduced to the City?

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Very briefly, yes.

Voice

[mis-match.livejournal.com]

If you have any questions, or require any assistance, please do not hesitate to let me know.

He needs a guide~?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I shall.

But before I can call upon you, I'd need to know the lovely lady's name.

Re: He needs a guide~?

[mis-match.livejournal.com]

My apologies, Captain. My name is Emma Woodhouse.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Emma. What a beautiful name. Very fitting for such a lady.

[mis-match.livejournal.com]

You are too kind, Captain.