One is the lonliest number

[amansgottadowhat]

[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

Comments

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I assure you, sir, that I am, indeed deserving of the title 'Captain.'

[lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com]

Thank you for confirming that you need to be full of yourself to get that title, then. And here I was thinking it had to do with ranking.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Now now. There's no need for such accusations. After all, everybody needs to be confident in what they do, otherwise they won't be able to do it.

[lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you can also overdo it...

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ha-hah! A valid point, my friend.

1/4 feeling annoyed

[lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com]

2/4 still annoyed

[lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com]

You're bloody mad.

3/4 this is me just spamming you

[lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com]

4/4 gives him the benifit of the doubt

[lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com]

I guess by now you know where you are. So, welcome. I'm Mickey Smith.

Is Captain Hammer your real, full name? I don't remember seeing you in a Marvel comic.

/basks in spam

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Mickey. Captain Hammer is the name I don when I go out to serve a nice, hot, sumptuous bowl of justice to evil.