One is the lonliest number

[amansgottadowhat]

[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

Comments

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Of course.

I wouldn't do anything to make people upset. I'm usually not quite so talkative about myself, I'm just a little confused about my new surroundings, you see, so I was thrown off. I'd much rather here about you.

[not-your-cherry.livejournal.com]

Oh, what do you need to know about the City?

jkdsfhkdsjfh here=hear, hi, I know homonyms

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Not too much. I can't go back home, and there are curses and zombies.

Re: jkdsfhkdsjfh here=hear, hi, I know homonyms

[not-your-cherry.livejournal.com]

Zombies? There really aren't zombies. But there are curses. They happen every so often and sometimes are pretty bad. There's a clock too. It's always ticking and you can hear it when you're alone.