One is the lonliest number

[amansgottadowhat]

[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

Comments

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

It's on my shoulders as well. The statue is a complete copy of me.

Say, while we're talking about location, would you care to tell me what city this is?

Voice

[fearmemore.livejournal.com]

It's just called the City. The people in charge are about as creative as you are with names.

Really. Captain Hammer?

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

The City? Curious. I've never seen that on a map before. Not that I need a map, what with my impeccable sense of direction.

You have a problem with Captain Hammer? Ah, but I haven't even gotten your name, m'lady.

Voice

[fearmemore.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't have. It's not even in your world.

I'm Princess Azula, and I think the only reason anyone would want to call himself "Captain Hammer" is if he had no real title.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Not my world? I'm afraid I don't quite catch what you mean.

Ah, a princess? Well, my title is befitting of a superhero such as myself.