16-Millions of ladies, ladies for meee~

[amansgottadowhat]

Ah, our usual visitors again. You are, indeed, here longer than times past. A lucky thing, to be sure.

I'm just oh so flattered that you'd take time out of your busy schedule to come and visit me. It's so nice of you all. If you'd care for a drink or something or a place to rest your feet, I'm sure that the visitor's center wouldn't have a problem with accommodating you.

It's run by my wonderful girlfriend Penny. Yes, yes, I understand some of you are very disappointed, but it is true that I am taken by Penny. But the least I could do for you is to escort you there, I suppose.

[OoC: No telling him of what happens after he's un-frozen. As is tradition for me, here is an amusing link for you all.]

Comments

HE IS SECRETLY DISAPPOINTED.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Penny's your girlfriend?

[xukty.livejournal.com]

C-captain Hammer?

[confesssss.livejournal.com]

Hiya! I, uhh, met you last time I was here. Remember me?

[mollypocket.livejournal.com]

My grandma thinks your hot.

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

They have been here longer..

I'm not sure if that's very lucky though..they always say odd things.