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Captain Hammer ([personal profile] amansgottadowhat) wrote2010-04-25 11:57 pm
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27-wait theres a curse?

it was a beyou bautif pretty day when dr horrible wanted 2 destroy it. "hah not so fast jerk" said the stuningly hansum extravegentli gorjuss pretty captain hammer hero of all he saw. "o no!! its captain hammer who is far more souperie pretty than i but it is u who is a jerk". and then captain hammer punched out his lights and beat him for being evil. then penny came and was all "oh captain hammer ur so amazing lets go back to ur place" and he was all "ok but can we have sum more women" and penny was so happy and arrousd asstunded pretty that she said yes and the women and her and him went back to his lair which was rly his bed. which they all had sex on. dr horrible sux

So, I see that some of you have become quite the authors, eh? Well, definitely one of the more harmless curses, I'll give it that. But some of you might wish to keep your works to yourselves.

[OoC: It reads as anonymous, but is very easily traceable to his device. Strikes visible. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and saying this was handwritten; apparently his device has great spellcheck. This may be the greatest thing I've ever written.]
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reginagloriae: (Huh?)

[personal profile] reginagloriae 2010-04-26 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Dr Horrible?"

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
... That's sad. English is my second language and I can write better than you.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Does not realize yet] Doctor Horrible! Have you seen him? Has he come back? If you see him, avoid him at all costs, Youko. He is bad news.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[still does not realize yet] Perhaps it merely seems wrong, because you're unfamiliar with some of the subtleties of the language, but words like 'yourselves' and 'harmless' are perfectly normal in the English language.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
I meant the spelling.

Menolly giggles in your general direction.

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That's just... terrible.
reginagloriae: (Oh dear...)

[personal profile] reginagloriae 2010-04-26 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No, er, I never heard of him before today.

Voice

[identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: I am laughing SO SO SO hard right now. Keats is crying big big "I PhD in literature" tears]

...Ah, taking by a curse ah see?

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. Well, then, why did you mention his name?

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Spelling? I see nothing wrong with what I posted.

Hammer has no idea why.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not usually one to stifle creativity, but in the case of this curse . . .

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Lack of correct punctuation, misspellings everywhere... "ur," "2?"
Edited 2010-04-28 02:52 (UTC)

Voice

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, merely advising others on it.

[OoC: dskjfhdsjh YAY! I'm glad. 8D He still has not realized that what he wrote was posted.]

1/3

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait, something is wrong.]

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[checking the entry]

3/4, I've been lying to you.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[oh shi-]

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well. That's not mine. That must be part of the curse.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
But it's traceable to your device.
reginagloriae: (Chuckle)

[personal profile] reginagloriae 2010-04-28 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
I saw it written- er, you know what? Forget it.

[identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[There is a long pause where Keats try to find a tactful way to say "you need a proof reader" ]

So are ye thinkin of becoming a writer yeself?

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well, of course. The curses can make anything happen with our devices. You know that as well as I.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[well, I had to get that one story out, but that's not getting shown to anyone. Although it is brilliant.] I am not. Heroing is where I excel.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
But who else would write a story about you?

[identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com 2010-05-02 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[I can only think and tremble in the thought of its brilliance. I think it should be shown to the masses, if they can handle it]

This... is a good thing.

He wants to punch that icon so hard.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-05-03 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I have had many admirers in my time.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-05-03 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Why, yes, it is. I am good at heroing.
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