38-He never tires of this curse

[amansgottadowhat]

Well hello, visitors. To those who remember visiting this place before, welcome back, so lovely to see you again. To those who are new, greetings and welcome. Allow me to help you with anything that you might need or any problems that you run into.

I am Captain Hammer and I am more than happy to be of assistance.

[OoC: You know what? Go for it; anything. I can always erase whatever I don't want him to know from his mind. And for the link! Because Hammer's stupid.]

Comments

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Lockdown.

You are clearly not human, what are you, Lockdown?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

You figure that out all by yourself, meatbag? I'm a Transformer.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Alright, what did the geeks who paid you to keep the bullies away say about those things?] What do you transform into?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Muscle car. Wanna see?

[Steps back so his body is in full view of the camera and demonstrates (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/Paladin4221/LockdownVehicle.jpg).]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Okay, damn, Hammer has to give it to him. That's pretty badass.] Ah, I see. That's very impressive. And all of you . . . Transformers can do that?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Actually, some of us are made as cleaning bots and stay that way forever. [Snort.] 'Course we can all transform, meatbag.

[Changes back.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

All into vehicles?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Yep, all vehicles. [By the tone of his voice, Hammer might as well asked him if all humans have ten fingers.]

Though I did once know a bot who turned into a music machine. Then there was that spider 'Con...

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I see. Fascinating.

[OoC: Except for in the Beast Wars series, Soundwave, and the original Megatron where he was a gun.]