38-He never tires of this curse

[amansgottadowhat]

Well hello, visitors. To those who remember visiting this place before, welcome back, so lovely to see you again. To those who are new, greetings and welcome. Allow me to help you with anything that you might need or any problems that you run into.

I am Captain Hammer and I am more than happy to be of assistance.

[OoC: You know what? Go for it; anything. I can always erase whatever I don't want him to know from his mind. And for the link! Because Hammer's stupid.]

Comments

[chatona.livejournal.com]

Captain Hammer? Really?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Yes. That is me.

[chatona.livejournal.com]

Really. Know what that makes me think of?

YES.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Captain of classic songs? I think I'm alright with that.

[chatona.livejournal.com]

That so? Good for you, Captain Hammer.

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[perfectainteasy.livejournal.com]

Beauty and brawn. I can take that.

voice;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, my, I'm flattered. Do you need my assistance, miss . . . ?

[OoC: Eee! ♥]

voice;

[perfectainteasy.livejournal.com]

Miss Georgette.

voice;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Miss Georgette. Well that's certainly a unique name for, from what I can tell, a very unique lady.

[You have no idea, Hammer.]

voice;

[perfectainteasy.livejournal.com]

Oh you do know how to speak to a lady. Can you make one feel special too?

[justastatue.livejournal.com]

[ Ohai I'm just a statue bein' a statue in your general vicinity, k? :) ]

Ohgod.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Yes. Yes you are. Nothing weird about that.]

8D

[justastatue.livejournal.com]

[ Nope, not at all~ Feel totally free to turn away now, k? ]

;-; Meeeeaaaan.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Well, there's no reason not to, is there? What does he care about some statue being there or not? Nevermind the fact that he doesn't remember that being there before. He's never really paid attention.]

<3!

[justastatue.livejournal.com]

[ Yaaay~

OMANOMNOMNOM face! 8D ]

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

Oh, Mr. Hammer~ Hello again!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, hello again! And how does today find you?

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

Rather well. I do so love visiting this city.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, well as they say 'it's a nice place to visit, but I'd never want to live here'. Except that I don't even want to visit.

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

Really? It doesn't seem that bad... and there's so many interesting people.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Well, whaddaya know, a meatbag with a name that's not made of random syllables for once.

Is it bad that I just thought of 'The "meatbag" is his penis'?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Meatbag, eh? You approve of my name, then?

And here I thought it was "The Hammer"

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Compared to most names humans have, it's an improvement. 'Course, that ain't sayin' much.

bb, for you it can be meatsack. ^_~

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

And your name is?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Lockdown.