38-He never tires of this curse

[amansgottadowhat]

Well hello, visitors. To those who remember visiting this place before, welcome back, so lovely to see you again. To those who are new, greetings and welcome. Allow me to help you with anything that you might need or any problems that you run into.

I am Captain Hammer and I am more than happy to be of assistance.

[OoC: You know what? Go for it; anything. I can always erase whatever I don't want him to know from his mind. And for the link! Because Hammer's stupid.]

Comments

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, well as they say 'it's a nice place to visit, but I'd never want to live here'. Except that I don't even want to visit.

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

Really? It doesn't seem that bad... and there's so many interesting people.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, you're here for the nice curse. Nice because you're here, of course.

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

Ohoho~ You flatter me, Mr. Hammer.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'm truthful.

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

The City's people are lucky to have a man like you.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Have you ever told me where you're from?

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

Yes but you had never heard of it.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, of course. You are still there?

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah. Is it more pleasant for you now?

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid not...

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear that. I don't suppose that there's anything that I can assist with, is there?

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

I wish. We could use brave heroes like you...

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You have none? Really? That must be so awful.

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

We have some fighters but they're obviously not as heroic as you.

I'd tag her on a 4th wall post. Lemme know when her comm has one.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, that's simply too bad. Perhaps they need to be trained more.

XD She isn't in any.

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

They're scared. The monsters that have appeared in our world are very powerful.

Well then he can't very well visit her, can he? :|

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear that. Still, there must be a weak point. There's always at least a few.