38-He never tires of this curse

[amansgottadowhat]

Well hello, visitors. To those who remember visiting this place before, welcome back, so lovely to see you again. To those who are new, greetings and welcome. Allow me to help you with anything that you might need or any problems that you run into.

I am Captain Hammer and I am more than happy to be of assistance.

[OoC: You know what? Go for it; anything. I can always erase whatever I don't want him to know from his mind. And for the link! Because Hammer's stupid.]

Comments

;-; Meeeeaaaan.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Well, there's no reason not to, is there? What does he care about some statue being there or not? Nevermind the fact that he doesn't remember that being there before. He's never really paid attention.]

<3!

[justastatue.livejournal.com]

[ Yaaay~

OMANOMNOMNOM face! 8D ]

It's night time! I'm- omg your icon is moving. Shitshitshit.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[OMG WHAT'S GOING ON, WTF, PUNCHING EVERYTHING EVER.]

Weeell~ By Doctor Who logic, that which has the image of an Angel becomes itself an Angel so... 8D

[justastatue.livejournal.com]

[ Aw, shit, you're looking again. :|

/is suddenly a statue. A statue with mean teeth. ]

Wat. WAT. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. Flailing continued below.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Well no duh. wtf. You are no statue.] What is the meaning of this! Reveal yourself!

[OoC: omgggg, I looked at your icons before, in the light, to prep myself. wtf, I did NOT see any moving ones. ohgod. Why would you do this. I'm sitting here grabbing a blanket to stifle my squeaks of amused horror so that I don't wake my apartmentmates. :| WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. WHY DID I NOT SEE THE MOVEMENT IN THE LIGHT.]

IT MEANS YOUR INTERNET IS NOW AN ANGEL.

[justastatue.livejournal.com]

[ What are you, stupid? I can't do that. I'm just a statue gdit. :| ]


((OOC: FFF Awwww, I'm sorry XD;;; Gotta say, I love that icon though~ 0:3 ))

WHAT. WHAT. OMG. o_____O But I want my internet back!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Yes. Yes he is. Allow him to demonstrate.] Horrible! Are you hiding somewhere?

[OoC: Hammer has fun icons. And icon keywords. Oh. btw, I realized that I'm yelling at someone I might not actually know. Who are you? :D'''']

BWAHAHA >D

[justastatue.livejournal.com]

[ Right in plain sight, really. Literally. ]


((OOC: lol no worries! I play Riff from Godchild here at Poly. :D ))

But the internet gives me cookies- OHSHIT DOES THAT MEAN THE COOKIES ARE NOW ANGELS!?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[brb looking for his archenemy in the bushes] You've got to be here somewhere!

[OoC: Oooh, gotcha. I definitely don't know you with this account, then. But at least you're not a complete stranger. Also, going to bed now. I SHALL SEE YOUR COMMENT IN THE LIGHT, NEXT. >D]

Yes. Yes, it does. :|

[justastatue.livejournal.com]

[ Which means you're not looking, right?

Which means I can eat you, right?

RAWRRRRRR SUDDENLY TEETH ]


((OOC: XDD kk good night! ♥ ))

But- if I ATE the cookies . . . I DON'T WANT MY STOMACH TO BE AN ANGEL!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Ohgodohgodohgod, MORE PUNCHING, this is not okay!] HALT, VILLAIN! [Because that will do oh so much, Hammer.]

[OoC: HAHA. It is now the afternoon when it is less scary- even though it's dark and sleety outside . . . I'm writing about syphilis, though! So all is good!]

...too bad? >>

[justastatue.livejournal.com]

[ You're punching stone, Hammer :| ]


((OOC: And I'm writing about Macbeth haha so that'd be totally fitting. Except it's super sunny over here /facepalm. ]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;-;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Yes. He is aware of that. That's completely intentional.] So, perhaps this is not the work of Horrible. It's too well done.

[OoC: Well, yes, but Macbeth is not as cute as syphilis (http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/pox.html).]