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Captain Hammer ([personal profile] amansgottadowhat) wrote2010-11-30 03:33 am

38-He never tires of this curse

Well hello, visitors. To those who remember visiting this place before, welcome back, so lovely to see you again. To those who are new, greetings and welcome. Allow me to help you with anything that you might need or any problems that you run into.

I am Captain Hammer and I am more than happy to be of assistance.

[OoC: You know what? Go for it; anything. I can always erase whatever I don't want him to know from his mind. And for the link! Because Hammer's stupid.]

I don't know his canon, but I am sure amused :D

[identity profile] chatona.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
"I must be, yes." She grins at first, but then her eyebrows rise higher and higher at his next words. Generous? Composed? Enchanting? Right. She tries to contain her laughter. Her lips might be twitching a bit, though.

"You said something about hot chocolate. So lead the way, Captain Hammer." Nope, she's never going to stop being amused by his name.

What! You must watch it, it is fantastic and only 42 minutes and Neil Patrick Harris~~~~

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-12-20 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, if you were to ask him, he would have completely logical reasons for describing her as such. That is, in Hammer!logic. So, fairly passable logic in normal terms.

He opens the door, gesturing with his hand. "Ladies first," after all, it didn't hurt to have some traditional charming techniques, "pick whichever table you would like."

I miiiiiiight~ after the holidays

[identity profile] chatona.livejournal.com 2010-12-20 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
Hammer!logic is very far removed from her logic. He doesn't even know her. The corners of her mouth twitching and trying to suppress a grin, Ann walks through the door and decides on a table that has a nice bench, placed against a wall. She doesn't like leaving her back open, so she slides on the bench.

"This one okay?" He did tell her to pick one, so any possible complaints will be ignored anyways, but asking is polite. So she asks.

You totally have to, it's awesome, and Hammer's better than I could ever write him. AND NPH!

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-12-21 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Looks fantastic to me." He flashes another grin. Oh yeah. He's hot. He sits on the opposite side of the table as her.

"Do feel free to order something other than a hot chocolate," he mentions as the waitress comes over, "I've got enough to splurge on a guest."

NPH?

[identity profile] chatona.livejournal.com 2010-12-21 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooof course he's hot. "I'll just take a hot chocolate, thanks." Not that she minds him splurging on her, but she doesn't actually want anything else.

"A girl's gotta watch her line, after all." No, she doesn't wink. He does enough flirting for the two of them, anything more and it would be completely ridiculous.

Neil Patrick Harris. He plays the main character, Doctor Horrible.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-12-22 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'll have the same," he grins at the woman taking the order, who giggles slightly before going off to place it.

"Oh, but surely someone like you isn't too concerned about their weight?"