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One is the lonliest number

[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

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And here I don't even have your name yet.

If you have any questions, or require any assistance, please do not hesitate to let me know.

Debra. How superb to meet someone such as yourself.

~~But I thought I- No, I did, but- Oh, whatever.~~

...Dawn. Summers.

Really?!?

I . . . I see.

Curses, did you say? A lady such as yourself shouldn't be subjected to coarse language.

Dawn. A name befitting of someone who brings in the sunlight to everyone's day.

I shall.

But before I can call upon you, I'd need to know the lovely lady's name.

Yes. Ever meet a superhero?

No, though Luche would probably call himself one. Are all of them like you are?

It's definitely ~~interesting~~ ~~unique-?~~ ~~irritating~~ nice to meet you too, Captain Hammer.

So... you, uh, gotten the briefing on the whole City deal?

~~Oh my God who is this guy?~~

That's me. Sunshiney to the end. Um.

...Has anyone explained the whole 'welcome to the City' deal to you yet?

Only just now, obviously.

I've been told the basics of this place, yes. The not going home and the curses.

Well, I do hope that you get to know me better. You know my name, yours is?

Well, I prefer to work solo on the whole saving the city thing, but I'm sure that there's many others that wish they were.

I have been brought up to speed on the fact that I can't get home, and that there are- curses, and zombies.

It's not coarse language..its more like bad things that affect people in the City. It's not everyone though...some curses I've managed to avoid but my friends were affected.

You should probably try and find a roommate. Or, like... a pet turtle. To keep the ticking from driving you nuts.

So superheros want to be arrogant and annoying?

Er...thank you. You're new to the City, then, Captain Hammer?

Ah, I see.

Some sort of spell, then?

I've only arrived but an hour ago.

Ticking?

A turtle shall protect me from something?

Such harsh words from such a beautiful lady.

It is not arrogance when it is the truth.

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One is the lonliest number

HORRIBLE, eh? 8D (Fff, her and everyone else.)

Voice

He. Doesn't notice at all.

OKAY I HAVE A CHEESY SENSE OF HUMOR SOB. :P (I wonder why. >.>)

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CHEESEY IS GOOD. /o/ (I have not the slightest clue. And whoops, name-remembering fail is my bad.)

He needs a guide~?

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I think she's decided to be his friend just because she finds this funny.

Like pie. >.> (Me neither! And I wasn't sure either way, hence strikeouts. S'all good.)

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Cheesey pie? Ooh, I want. I know there's cheesey CAKE. (lolkay. 8D')

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I'm loving the strike-outs. At least someone's finding this amusing, though. XD

Voice

...Now I want cheesecake darn you. (:D)

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It's okay, so do I. I love cheesecake.

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