One is the lonliest number

[amansgottadowhat]

[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

Comments

Voice

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

It's not coarse language..its more like bad things that affect people in the City. It's not everyone though...some curses I've managed to avoid but my friends were affected.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see.

Some sort of spell, then?

Voice

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

Perhaps?

Most curses aren't too bad but we had one with zombies that was terrible...

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I- heard about the zombies.

What other sort of curses are there?

Voice

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

Well..I did become older once, then there was the one where everyone tasted like candy, my shadow came to life and I became a bird once too!

Most of those weren't too scary. I think the worst one so far has been the zombies...

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Tasted like candy, huh?

Yes, zombies are generally not a good thing, but fear not, for if they come about again, then I'll take care of them.

Voice

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

Yes, and I'm glad that you are here then!