One is the lonliest number

[amansgottadowhat]

[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

Comments

...Now I want cheesecake darn you. (:D)

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

You should probably try and find a roommate. Or, like... a pet turtle. To keep the ticking from driving you nuts.

It's okay, so do I. I love cheesecake.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ticking?

A turtle shall protect me from something?

I love it as well also GDI ELJAY. NOTIFICATION FAIL. *kicks it*

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

From the clock? You hear it when you're alone.

It doesn't have to be a turtle. You could get a puppy, maybe a chinchilla.

Oh! I'll blame LJ!fail on me not getting back to this tag too.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

As of when I got here, I've not yet been alone.

Must it be a pet?