One is the lonliest number

[amansgottadowhat]

[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

Comments

He. Doesn't notice at all.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Debra. How superb to meet someone such as yourself.

I think she's decided to be his friend just because she finds this funny.

[police-pinup.livejournal.com]

It's definitely interesting unique-? irritating nice to meet you too, Captain Hammer.

So... you, uh, gotten the briefing on the whole City deal?

I'm loving the strike-outs. At least someone's finding this amusing, though. XD

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I have been brought up to speed on the fact that I can't get home, and that there are- curses, and zombies.