One is the lonliest number

[amansgottadowhat]

[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

Comments

[lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com]

Is that a Captain-thing, pretension?

1/1

[eiremagic]

[theotokos.livejournal.com]

What?

[fearmemore.livejournal.com]

Are you sure your head isn't the rock?

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

That's very kind of you, but suppose we're not in any danger at the moment?

Voice

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

You must be new here...

lolol she has nothing else to say

[police-pinup.livejournal.com]

Uh... wow.

1/2

[devastatingcute.livejournal.com]

joining the chorus of wtf

[captainshort.livejournal.com]

... alright, then.

1/? (SORRY SHE'S VERY WORRIED YOU MIGHT BE AN EVIL PREACHER.)

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

...

Caleb?

[mis-match.livejournal.com]

You desire to assist is appreciated, Captain Hammer, but I assure you, we are in no danger.

[combatmagic.livejournal.com]

What the fuck.

[not-your-cherry.livejournal.com]

Wow, and I thought no one could be more annoying then Luche.

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

How are you against zombies?

uh lol how do you react to that

[mistercomedy.livejournal.com]

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