One is the lonliest number
Jan. 26th, 2009 10:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
amansgottadowhat[Accidental Voice Post]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?
This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.
. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.
But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?
This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.
. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.
But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.
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It's okay, speechlessness is to be expected around him. ^_~
Date: 2009-01-28 06:42 am (UTC)Hahaha now she's amused.
Date: 2009-01-28 05:06 pm (UTC)Not for long. /o/
Date: 2009-01-29 04:53 am (UTC)XDDD Totally patronizing him now
Date: 2009-01-29 05:00 am (UTC)I'm Debra Morgan.
He. Doesn't notice at all.
Date: 2009-01-29 06:14 am (UTC)I think she's decided to be his friend just because she finds this funny.
Date: 2009-01-29 01:37 pm (UTC)interestingunique-?irritatingnice to meet you too, Captain Hammer.So... you, uh, gotten the briefing on the whole City deal?
I'm loving the strike-outs. At least someone's finding this amusing, though. XD
Date: 2009-01-29 04:52 pm (UTC)