One is the lonliest number
Jan. 26th, 2009 10:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
amansgottadowhat[Accidental Voice Post]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?
This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.
. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.
But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?
This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.
. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.
But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.
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Date: 2009-01-27 05:50 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2009-01-27 05:57 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2009-01-27 05:58 am (UTC)How unfortunate for you.
Voice
Date: 2009-01-27 06:20 am (UTC)Say, while we're talking about location, would you care to tell me what city this is?
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Date: 2009-01-27 06:31 am (UTC)Really. Captain Hammer?
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Date: 2009-01-27 06:56 am (UTC)You have a problem with Captain Hammer? Ah, but I haven't even gotten your name, m'lady.
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Date: 2009-01-27 07:08 am (UTC)I'm Princess Azula, and I think the only reason anyone would want to call himself "Captain Hammer" is if he had no real title.
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Date: 2009-01-27 07:26 am (UTC)Ah, a princess? Well, my title is befitting of a superhero such as myself.