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[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!


Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.
From: [identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com
...You're entirely sure?

You're also not Southern. And way more muscular. Okay, I get it.

Um, sorry about that. You look like someone I knew.

...I'm Dawn! Sorry. About the whole 'do you murder people' thing.

Date: 2009-01-28 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Oh, muscular? That's just raw, natural talent. I'm more muscular than quite a few people, really. I'm so flattered that you noticed.

Date: 2009-01-28 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
He does sound like a handsome devil, though, doesn't he?

4/4-Done

Date: 2009-01-28 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Dawn, what a lovely name. I'm Captain Hammer.
From: [identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com
Ooooooooo-kay. Nice to meet you... Captain Hammer.

And I really am sorry about the whole mistaken identity thing.

Oh. So, uh, what's SPN?

Date: 2009-01-28 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
I assure you, it's no trouble at all.

Ah! Sorry. Supernatural.

Date: 2009-01-28 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com
Well, that's good. I mean. It's really nice of you. And understanding.

Soooooo. You're a superhero? That's cool. I seem to get kidnapped a lot, so I'm fully in support of superheroes.

Ah, man, I knew that, too. Hee. Spuffy.

Date: 2009-01-29 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Just doing what I have to do.

Oh? Well I'll just have to keep you under close watch then, won' I?
From: [identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com
Oh, cool. Dedication to duty. That's... admirable? I guess.

Oooo-kay. I mean, sure. Why not?
From: [identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com
But I thought I- No, I did, but- Oh, whatever.

...Dawn. Summers.
From: [identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com
Oh my God who is this guy?

That's me. Sunshiney to the end. Um.

...Has anyone explained the whole 'welcome to the City' deal to you yet?
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
I've been told the basics of this place, yes. The not going home and the curses.

...Now I want cheesecake darn you. (:D)

Date: 2009-01-29 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com
You should probably try and find a roommate. Or, like... a pet turtle. To keep the ticking from driving you nuts.

It's okay, so do I. I love cheesecake.

Date: 2009-01-30 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Ticking?

A turtle shall protect me from something?
From: [identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com
From the clock? You hear it when you're alone.

It doesn't have to be a turtle. You could get a puppy, maybe a chinchilla.
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
As of when I got here, I've not yet been alone.

Must it be a pet?

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