One is the lonliest number

[amansgottadowhat]

[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

Comments

[lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com]

Is that a Captain-thing, pretension?

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[eiremagic]

[theotokos.livejournal.com]

What?

[fearmemore.livejournal.com]

Are you sure your head isn't the rock?

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I assure you, sir, that I am, indeed deserving of the title 'Captain.'

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

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[eiremagic]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You called?

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, my head is on the statue, yes.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Is there something I can help you with?

Voice

[fearmemore.livejournal.com]

It certainly doesn't seem like it's on your shoulders.

How unfortunate for you.

Voice

[eiremagic]

I'm tryin' to figure yeh out.

[lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com]

Thank you for confirming that you need to be full of yourself to get that title, then. And here I was thinking it had to do with ranking.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, if you'd like, we can figure each other out a little more privately.

Voice; OMG.

[eiremagic]

......what.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

It's on my shoulders as well. The statue is a complete copy of me.

Say, while we're talking about location, would you care to tell me what city this is?

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

It's quite all right, you know. I get interviewed all the time.

Voice

[eiremagic]

Do yeh now? Because yeh're a Captain?

Voice

[fearmemore.livejournal.com]

It's just called the City. The people in charge are about as creative as you are with names.

Really. Captain Hammer?

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Now now. There's no need for such accusations. After all, everybody needs to be confident in what they do, otherwise they won't be able to do it.

[lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you can also overdo it...

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

That's very kind of you, but suppose we're not in any danger at the moment?

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Not a Captain. Just Captain.

Well, just Captain Hammer. That's my name. My superhero identity, anyway.

Voice

[eiremagic]

....right.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

The City? Curious. I've never seen that on a map before. Not that I need a map, what with my impeccable sense of direction.

You have a problem with Captain Hammer? Ah, but I haven't even gotten your name, m'lady.