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One is the lonliest number

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

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Er...thank you. You're new to the City, then, Captain Hammer?

I've only arrived but an hour ago.

Well, I do hope you have a pleasant time of settling in. It's a lovely place, once you're used to it.

Oh, I'm sure that it is, from what I've seen of it so far.

Oh? What all have you seen?

Mostly just some of the people that reside here.

...Oh. Er...I see. Well, yes, the people here are very nice.

Indeed they are. People such as yourself.

Well, I...do try to be helpful when I can.

You accomplish it very well.

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