34-Needs more hot ladies, needs less yaoi-fans

[amansgottadowhat]

A curse that I can say I have experienced more than once before. Although not everything is as normal as usual. I've had more than a few visitors asking me about some of my more personal life. Things that aren't true about my preferences. And I shall say that it is no business of yours what women I do what with. And what I definitely do not do or want to do with men, now or in the future. Ever. Perhaps you could try talking to me about yourselves for a while, or something other than the true fact that I am not interested in men in that way.

Not that there's anything wrong with those who do, of course. Have any of you any idea how long you're to stay this time around? You should stop wasting your time like this, and come have nice conversation with me. After all, you might be leaving tonight! And what a shame it would be if that were true, to have done nothing of value with your time here.

[OoC: Avoid the fact that he killed Penny? Although if you do, it's fine, really, I don't care that much; he'll think you're trolling him some more or some such. NPCs have been bothering him all day, do feel free to continue that~ And in honor of my failure, here's a video that accurately depicts how I've been performing recently. 8D]

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That was a very friendly "you son of a bitch", I'll have you know

[and-immortality.livejournal.com]

[And not just creepy, suspicious, and angry-sounding, but one whose voice howls with the wails of dying kittens and whose face, should Hammer catch a glimpse of it, will look like the deepest, darkest horrors from his worst nightmares.

And he's drinking a Coke.]

nAh, i jUSt feLT lIKe sAyINg hI. i'VE hEarD a lOT aBoUT yOu, hAMmEr.

Fine, then his mother can stay, but wtf about the kittens? Death LIKES cats.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah! Well hello, then. And I'm not surprised. I'm quite famous, you know.

Are you from somewhere else? You sound a little- foreign.

No kittens were harmed in the creation of the Doomy Spectre Voice (tm).

[and-immortality.livejournal.com]

i'M yOUr wOrST niGHtMaRe.

Just cokes. 83

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[pause] The one with the chicken?

Delicious cokes.

[and-immortality.livejournal.com]

...

yEs. tHAt oNE.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You don't sound very much like one.

[and-immortality.livejournal.com]

[Holy crap, the doomy spectrey thing is...getting bigger. And darker. And the air is starting to crackle with energy as the wind picks up into a howl, and now every word that drips from the spectre's lips not only sounds like the agonized death cries of innocent kittens, but also resounds with the promise of pain, infinite pain, for the rest of eternity.]

hOw 'bOUt nOW?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

No. That sounds nothing like a chicken.

You, sir, are no chicken. But perhaps after a few rounds with Captain Hammer, you'll learn to be one, and learn when to back down!

[and-immortality.livejournal.com]

...aRE yOu sERioUslY dUMb eNouGH tO tRy tO pUNcH oUt dEAtH?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Death? What kind of sick person- If you intend to threaten innocents, then I shall damn well try.

[and-immortality.livejournal.com]

tAKe a sWiNG iF yOu lIKe. dOn'T bLAme mE wHEn yOUr hAnD fALlS oFF.

[And in the event that Hammer does decide to swing and make physical contact with the doomy spectre, his hand will in fact begin to turn gray, shrivel, wither, and die. One of the negative side effects of touching Death while he's on the clock.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh. I never initiate, I only defend. What are your intentions here?

[Or Hammer could just launch a damn car at his head. 8|]