amansgottadowhat: (Why are you on me?)
Captain Hammer ([personal profile] amansgottadowhat) wrote2010-07-11 12:14 am

34-Needs more hot ladies, needs less yaoi-fans

A curse that I can say I have experienced more than once before. Although not everything is as normal as usual. I've had more than a few visitors asking me about some of my more personal life. Things that aren't true about my preferences. And I shall say that it is no business of yours what women I do what with. And what I definitely do not do or want to do with men, now or in the future. Ever. Perhaps you could try talking to me about yourselves for a while, or something other than the true fact that I am not interested in men in that way.

Not that there's anything wrong with those who do, of course. Have any of you any idea how long you're to stay this time around? You should stop wasting your time like this, and come have nice conversation with me. After all, you might be leaving tonight! And what a shame it would be if that were true, to have done nothing of value with your time here.

[OoC: Avoid the fact that he killed Penny? Although if you do, it's fine, really, I don't care that much; he'll think you're trolling him some more or some such. NPCs have been bothering him all day, do feel free to continue that~ And in honor of my failure, here's a video that accurately depicts how I've been performing recently. 8D]

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-07-14 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Must be some strange dimension. Los Angeles, California in the United States of America.

[identity profile] foxypriestess.livejournal.com 2010-07-15 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm.. afraid I've never heard of those.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-07-15 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. Must be another universe. That's all too common, here.

[identity profile] foxypriestess.livejournal.com 2010-07-15 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Really...? A place between different worlds?

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-07-15 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
This place is said to be, yes.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
That's one word for it, I suppose. It does cause quite a bit of trouble, however.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Different villainy to deal with. Some cultural issues pop up all the time.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
That I am. My parents didn't name me Captain Hammer for nothing.

[identity profile] foxypriestess.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my... We could certainly use you back in my world.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so? What is happening on your world?