One is the lonliest number

[amansgottadowhat]

[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

Comments

[mis-match.livejournal.com]

You desire to assist is appreciated, Captain Hammer, but I assure you, we are in no danger.

[combatmagic.livejournal.com]

What the fuck.

OH GOD I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD DO THIS. if we ever get a penny dawn can be like 'O HAIIIII VI!'

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

I what?

[not-your-cherry.livejournal.com]

Wow, and I thought no one could be more annoying then Luche.

Great minds, hon! Also, YES THIS.

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

Um. You- hi?

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

How are you against zombies?

uh lol how do you react to that

[mistercomedy.livejournal.com]

...

...

/basks in spam

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Mickey. Captain Hammer is the name I don when I go out to serve a nice, hot, sumptuous bowl of justice to evil.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Of course. A lady such as yourself will be an honor to get to know.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Yet you inquired of me.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

This "City" is truly a wretched place, then. But fear not! I shall protect you from such things- Ah, but I didn't get the lovely lady's name.

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I am. And who might you be?

Voice

[eiremagic]

...what the fuck did I do to deserve this shite?

It's okay, speechlessness is to be expected around him. ^_~

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Impressed?

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Did something confuse you?

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Isn't it?

<3

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Hating women is not something I generally do. And, as a superhero, ending the world is rather conflicting, isn't it?

Voice

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah? That's very good to hear. You wouldn't want your pretty face to be all crinkled in worry, would you?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Sir?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I don't know a Luche, but I assure you I'd never wish to annoy you, miss.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I've heard they've been a problem in the past.

However should they decide to surface again, let me assure you that they are far slower than I am, and have the ability to be defeated.

Yeah generally the consensus has been that.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Trouble, young man?

Welcome to the madness that is being spammed by the Spuffy cast.

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

...You're entirely sure?

You're also not Southern. And way more muscular. Okay, I get it.

Um, sorry about that. You look like someone I knew.

...I'm Dawn! Sorry. About the whole 'do you murder people' thing.

Spuffy? Also dkjfhdskjhf you had to mention muscular

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I know who I'm not.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, muscular? That's just raw, natural talent. I'm more muscular than quite a few people, really. I'm so flattered that you noticed.