51-His hopes aren't the only thing being raised

[amansgottadowhat]

[Voice Post]

Well, well, look who decided to surprise us! Quite a treat at the end of such a perilous week. You all are raising my hope for good things to come.

But of course, what could be better than such wonderful visitors?

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: So cute you could eat them up? Bad jokes aside, this is one hilarious thirty-second video. ANYTHING GOES, he's soon to be in a terrible mood anyway.]

Comments

Extremely. I like to shove 'em in where I can.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Because of their splendid company, of course.

[greedful-cheat.livejournal.com]

How do you know they'd make good company? They could be here to cause chaos, panic, and disorder...

[ooc; that too is dirty, but then considering Hammer's metaphor for his "Hammer"... that could make every fight basically sex... or sexual assault.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, well I doubt that. I've gotten to know quite a few of them by now.

[OoC: Why yes! It is! And yeah, except he never actually claims to fight with the Hammer. He's just Captain of- um, his own penis.]

[greedful-cheat.livejournal.com]

...then what about those you didn't get to know? You must constantly question the world around you. Today could be a perfectly good time to smuggle something in!

[ooc; hah! I wonder if anyone else has realized these implications.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Smuggle? Are you implying drugs?

[OoC: Hmmmm, it feels like something that Horrible might notice. >:d I'll bring it up when we hopefully get one soon if we get one.]

[greedful-cheat.livejournal.com]

Drugs? That's the worst you can think of?! But what about all the other terrible and destructive things one can bring on someone's person. That's what I would be worried about today!

[ooc; yes, meet Kazari. Drama King and all around bullshitter]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You're suggesting weaponry, then? Well, you need not concern yourself about that. Rest assured that I shall be as alert as ever, if not more so.

[OoC: When he introduces himself, Hammer won't trust that that's actually his name, because of how he's presenting himself now. 8| He doesn't believe most people, actually . . . ]

[greedful-cheat.livejournal.com]

Drugs and weaponry? Please. I would be more worried about those "blackmail-able items" that someone probably smuggled in for you. Tisk, tisk. Think of the children! Having such a deviant in such close proximity!

[ooc; He's just making shit up to troll Hammer at this point, so sorry if it seems random. He's going for the lulz here. Hah, almost tempted to introduce him by his real name now.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You are implying that I have reason to be blackmailed.

[OoC: Fff, and NOW he's calling bullshit on 'im. And you shooouuuuld~ Or better yet, pick a different name each time.]