36-No need to train, he's naturally like this

[amansgottadowhat]

[Video Post]

He is standing akimbo in the middle of the train. People in the background are pretty confused.

"Citizens! For those of you on this train, rest assured that I will be protecting you from whatever evil you might be facing on this train. When I discovered that the doors stuck, I was tempted to just break out, but the doors refused to budge. They are cursed together tight! I will protect those that I can, but the cars are moving, so I'm afraid that creating an exit will not allow you to pass to safety. I shall, however, prevent anything bad from happening to you, whatever evil might lurk!

I'm currently in car 1, but I believe that I am able to pass from car to car. If you need my assistance do not hesitate to contact me!" And with a salute he signs off.

[/Video Post]

[OoC: Will be overall protecting people. Also, on an unrelated note, POTTER 7 PART 1 WAS SO WELL DONE!]

Comments

[cleanupaisle3.livejournal.com]

You wanna lend a hand? Take up a mop, will you?

This account makes me so happy. Especially when associated with Hammer.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

A- mop? I'm afraid that I don't quite understand.

Hahahhahaha >)b

[cleanupaisle3.livejournal.com]

A mop. Your hands. The equation for a proper wipe down, man.

Aaaaand now it's in my head.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I see, you want me to clean up crime?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Oh great, another fuckin' hero who never shuts up.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

And where might you be located?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Car 7, asshole.

[He does have enough sense not to give his real car number, thank you.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[HE DOES NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU ROLL, SIR.] Might I ask what you find fault with in myself?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

You got all fuckin' day?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[muttered] Well, if this curse continues on like this- [throat clear] Come now, we don't even know each other.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Don't need to. I've seen yo' type here and other places. [Mostly TV, but that's not important.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh? And did they not hold up their end of the bargain?

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[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

I don't...even know what to say to this or any of this. At all. Ever. Because, yeah. Um, what?

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Is this your first time meeting a hero? It's okay, many people do have this reaction.

I'm offering assistance to those who are in need on this train.

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[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

Hah, it's not the reaction to your so-called hero-ing. It was - the entire...everything.

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, I notice your phrasing there. You doubt my hero status? Perhaps you would like some proof? We are, after all, on video.

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[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

It would entertain me this second so, sure, be heroic. I welcome it.

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[He goes off camera a moment, there is the sound of soft muttering, silence for a bit, and then the sound of, well, hefting, along with a scraping sound, before he comes back on screen.

Holding a row of 5 seats. With people in them. Over his head. Oh yeah.]

I apologize for the wait. I needed to get the permission of these people that I'm lifting.

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[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

[Trick-question! ... Or, trick in general.] Dude, a crisis is going on and you're wasting...time...lifting seats up? Really, man? Would a hero do that? Would he?

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be very heroic of me to leave people unsure of my hero status, would it?

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[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

I don't...think that's how it works, man?

1/2

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Perhaps not where you're from, but in my neck of the woods we have villains swarming the place. There are a lot of hero impersonators who always claim to be a saving grace, but then when the time comes, they can't fulfill their promises, or they run away, stranding the victims, leaving them at the mercy of those who wish to cause them harm. And after seeing so many people admitted to the hospital because of it, I sure wouldn't want to make anyone think that I'm just going to abandon them.

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Although, I guess since we're not actually in the woods, it'd be more of my feet of the woods. Or maybe the head. Not the torso.

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[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

Not the -- what? [ Give him a second. Okay, he's there. ] The term's still neck but sure, be the feet of the woods. But, would they be small woods?

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Bless you for keeping up with that conversation, Seth.] It's a pretty big, well-known area. Well-known not in the City, that is. Perhaps you are one of the few here who have heard of Los Angeles?

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[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

[ Vapid narcissism understands vapid narcissism. ] I'm from Newport Beach!

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You are? Well then! So you should understand the amount of active villainy alive in California, then.

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[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

Um, a little lost there, but sure, let's just say I do?

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

So then you are aware how cunning the Evil League of Evil can be.

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[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, lost again. We may be from alternate California's.

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

So, you don't even know about Bad Horse?

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[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

Bad...Horse?

Everything has been leading up to this quote. Good night for now!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

He's the thoroughbred of sin.

Good night!

[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

...Is that a song?

Mmmm, turkey.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

No. He's the head of most crime that happens in the greater California area.

Happy Thanksgiving!

[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

Oh...kay. Yep, never heard of him in my world. Dimension-whatever.

Thanks, hope that you had a good one, too! And a safe shopping period.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I see. So we come from different Californias. Well, the point of the matter is that it is a dangerous world out there, and you need to be able to prove yourself to people before saving them.

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[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Well, well. I was wondering where you've been hiding.

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

The first car, apparently.

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[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I meant for the past few months.

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I was taking a more observational view on crime.

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[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Right.