51-His hopes aren't the only thing being raised

[amansgottadowhat]

[Voice Post]

Well, well, look who decided to surprise us! Quite a treat at the end of such a perilous week. You all are raising my hope for good things to come.

But of course, what could be better than such wonderful visitors?

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: So cute you could eat them up? Bad jokes aside, this is one hilarious thirty-second video. ANYTHING GOES, he's soon to be in a terrible mood anyway.]

Comments

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon?

[wasagift.livejournal.com]

That's not your face. Give it back!

*snortchoke*

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, I think I know what you're referring to. You are referring to a Mister Rick Castle, are you not? Or- I can't remember the other gentleman's name at the moment, but I was informed by the lovely Inara that I looked like someone she knew.

>D

[wasagift.livejournal.com]

...Castle. The hammer built the castle. With sharp nails and bruised thumbs and starving bellies.

But it was bad! Before anything else it was bad!

The word face is constantly hilarious.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, so it is Castle that you know. He was here not too long ago, in fact. He went home. I'd quite imagine that you'll see him when you depart in a day. [The fact that she's saying Hammer is disconcerting. Coincidence?]

Where is it that you're from?

(>^.^)> <(^.^<)

[wasagift.livejournal.com]

I'm not from the castle.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[What is this girl even?] I see.

I am Captain Hammer. What is your name?

[wasagift.livejournal.com]

I'm not telling.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Would you like any assistance in navigating the City?

[wasagift.livejournal.com]

Are we on a boat?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, my name is Captain Hammer. [Insert laughing at own joke here] But no, it's just difficult to maneuver around, at times, especially when one doesn't know their way.

[wasagift.livejournal.com]

You can't get lost if you have no place to go.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[insert metaphorical sloooowly backing away now.] Well, I do suppose that's true, miss- [Right, no name.] Miss.

video;

[wasagift.livejournal.com]

[the video suddenly clicks on.

River just stares at him.

O_____________________________________O]

video;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[He can sort of hold onto the smile for a minute, but then it starts getting to him, and he cracks.]

Will there be anything else?

[OoC: I have no idea who you are, but you have got to stop making me crack up like this. AKA never stop making me crack up like this.]

video;

[wasagift.livejournal.com]

[She looks him up and down. And up. And down.]

Your hammer's not that big.

video;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, you've heard tell about it?

Well, it may sound cliche, but it really is about how you use it.

video;

[wasagift.livejournal.com]

Pounding. Pounding a nail, pounding a drum, pounding headache.

[she sounds distinctly unimpressed]

video;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I suppose that could make sense, yes. Do you have a headache?