24- How'd you like to light up my life?

[amansgottadowhat]

Well, it's so dark out now, I can hardly see two feet in front of my face! However, I can assume that all of our guests are still out there? I can hear your chipper voices all around. Please be sure not to crowd around too much.

And be careful. It can be dangerous out there. But please feel free to call on me if you'd like any help. You can visit my ex-girlfriend, Penny, too, in the Welcome Center, but she does so much already, I'd be more than happy to help.

[OoC: Okay, so, he knows that Penny's dead by now, so no telling him about him pulling the trigger, or that it was his fault- well, you can, but he won't believe you. So, essentially don't tell him anything that happens after that one 'WAAAAY!', mentioning that Penny's dead is okay. Other than that? Troll the crap out of him.

And SPEAKING of Penny. 8)]

Comments

[bad-in-thelatin.livejournal.com]

Gorram it, folks, stop stealin' my face!

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[not again, wtf]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, let's see. You don't appear to be Castle, you're definitely not me, so-

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Processing. Wait a sec, it'll come to him.]

4/4-done!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You're- Caleb?! [Well. Almost.]

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[bad-in-thelatin.livejournal.com]

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[bad-in-thelatin.livejournal.com]

[GORRAM CRAZIES.]

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[bad-in-thelatin.livejournal.com]

How's about a big damn no.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, well that's good. Otherwise I might have had to beat you up.

So, who's the new handsome face in town?

[bad-in-thelatin.livejournal.com]

[Mal thinks this place is insane and this chap seems a mite whimsical in the brainpan.]

Huh. What'd he done to ya to get you so riled up? Stole your coin?

Mal Reynolds' the name. Captain Reynolds. And you'd be?

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I don't recall correctly, but he hurt one of the friends of some of my acquaintances here. And is supposedly an evil priest of some sort.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Captain, eh? How appropriate. Of what, if I might ask?

I'm Captain Hammer. I'm a superhero.

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[bad-in-thelatin.livejournal.com]

...An evil priest? Well, that don't sound like far-fetched concept at all if you ask me. Trust me, I'm no priest. Can't say 'bout the evil part, probably depends on who ya ask.

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[bad-in-thelatin.livejournal.com]

Of a boat, of course. A mid-bulk transport, firefly class. Her name's Serenity. I run, uh... a perfectly legal transportation business for goods and the like.

...I thought superheroes wore spandex and goofy face masks.


[ooc: Err, you didn't notice that comment placement fail.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, you don't seem crazed, at least.

Firefly class?

Ah! Some do. However, I am not one of those that needs to.

[OoC: Of course not, I would never. Except for the time that I just did. But it's cool. ♥ Ahhh, why are doubles so fun to play off of?]

[bad-in-thelatin.livejournal.com]

Uh. Well thanks, I guess.

It's a type of a spaceship class. Kind of shaped like a firefly, hence the name.

Huh. So, what does a superhero do all day? Rescue damsels in distress? Walk old ladies across roads?

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see.

Oh, well, I did defeat a crazed Santa rather recently by throwing a brick wall at it. So too do I handle villains and villainous schemes set forth by-

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Did you say spaceship?

[bad-in-thelatin.livejournal.com]

Yep. Mite hard to fly about the black, transportin' stuff without a boat. And by black, I do mean the space.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah. That's-

That's a new one. I suppose I should ask when you're from, then?