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[Video Post]

Hammer stands in front of the video, and there is a sheep standing barely off-screen. "Greetings. As most of you are aware of by now, there is an infestation of unheard proportions. The sheep appear to be related to the series of curses from last month, when we were given the option to kill them to save ourselves." The sheep wanders closer to the camera, all the while chewing on some grass, appearing to find Hammer intriguing, as it precedes to stare at him, unblinkingly.

"Some of the sheep out there have a te-ndency to bite," if you listen carefully, you will notice that there was a little bit of a strain in his voice, or a trick of the recording, "and their bites have proven to be dangerous. If your friend has been bitten, please quarantine them, and make sure that you are safe. I-" he glances at the sheep, "will assist anyone who needs assistance. I am off for now."

As he turns off the camera, the sheep lets out a bleat.

[/Video Post]

[OoC: He didn't kill a sheep, and that's not a curse-sheep, but it's staaaaaring at him, cause he was two seconds from killing one.]

Date: 2010-05-14 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com
I think they'll attack people even if they didn't hurt any lambs. Be careful?

Date: 2010-05-17 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Ah. Thank you for the warning, I shall be sure to spread the word.




You be careful, too.

Date: 2010-05-18 06:06 am (UTC)

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Date: 2010-05-15 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com
did not kill any sheep. Still got attacked by sheep. Be careful.

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am fine. with Lucy.


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being made to watch America's Next Top Model. May have been better with the sheep

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Date: 2010-05-15 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com
Need rescued from Lucy? Hammer could do that.

txt

Date: 2010-05-15 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com
He may love America's Next Top Model too.

I think I'm getting sucked into it.

Txt

Date: 2010-05-15 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com
Tyra Banks is insane and apparently writing a science fiction novel.

Txt

Date: 2010-05-17 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com
Keats? Step away from the television.

TXT

Date: 2010-05-17 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com
I feel for women more now than I had before

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It is like watching Shark Week with more viciousness.

TXT

Date: 2010-05-18 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com
And without the sharks, right?

Date: 2010-05-19 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
I- well. Good for you that you're safe. Keep inside and all that.

Who's Lucy?

SMIZE Captain, Hammer! SMILE WITH YOUR EYES

Date: 2010-05-17 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com
Lucy is a friend o mine. Bad taste in TV

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Actually it is growning on me


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I'm so glad to not be female.
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Right. Most men are. Well. You enjoy that now. And don't get bitten by a sheep.

You know Hammer has the DVDs

Date: 2010-05-19 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com
Am also drinking. It helps.

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