Alright, students, I'm sure that you're all well prepared for the test today. There shall be a written part where you describe things to look out for, what to do in certain situations, and what not to let slide. There will also be a more practical exam where you get to demonstrate some of the defensive moves that I taught all of you.
Most of you will do fine, of course, as I'm positive that I gave you the utmost care in teaching you all thesevery important crucial tips on how to survive. Just remember: always have constant vigilance for anything out of the ordinary.
Good luck!
[OoC: Based more on this comic than usual. He's. A personal safety instructor. The practical may or may not wind up in some kids getting slightly more injured than normal exams. Ginormous placeholder, but feel free to assume away on whatever you want. Except for being a pedo, especially since you're all boys. :|]
Most of you will do fine, of course, as I'm positive that I gave you the utmost care in teaching you all these
Good luck!
[OoC: Based more on this comic than usual. He's. A personal safety instructor. The practical may or may not wind up in some kids getting slightly more injured than normal exams. Ginormous placeholder, but feel free to assume away on whatever you want. Except for being a pedo, especially since you're all boys. :|]