When you're the best

One of these curses again, eh? Well, I can't say that I've ever been affected by this one before, but it seems pretty harmless. Ah, yes, I remember that day well. It's when I first met Penny, after all.

I do miss her terribly. After all, she was my first love. But of course, I'm happy that she was able to pick up from it and move on. [Sigh] Well, I'm just glad that I was able to stop the villain that time. Sure, he may have gotten away, but it was more than enough information to cut him off at his next endeavor.

[OoC: So, I might be interpreting this incorrectly, but since it's his memory, it doesn't actually play out all like this. For one, you wouldn't see Horrible changing, or holding the control, you'd just pretty much see Hammer stopping the van. Yes? Maybe? IDK, your choice. :|b]

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The post opens with the sound of something thudding. When the voice comes through, it sounds muffled, as though there is a body against the microphone. The words still come through, though, very masculine, American, and with a hint of panic, along with the background sound of clanking.

"What are you doing here? What have you done to us?"

The next voice is accented heavily with Russian, firm-sounding, while at the same time calm and laid back.

"It's a curse." The words 'you idiot', seem to go unsaid, tacked on the end of the sentence.

"You're telling me." The first voice seems to have an added lilt of 'woe-is-me' added to the tone. "Stuck with you for 24 hours. I mean my god, who knows what might happen in that time? And how long is this chain?" The sound of clinking now becomes apparent, and there are indications that he is pulling it tightly. The next sound is another thudding, as a hand connects to the device, shutting it off.

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[OoC: Handcuffed to Raikov who is, fairly appropriately, in red. To be backdated to midnight of last night. Edit: THREADJACKING ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED, BTW!]

[Video/Action Post]

"Citizens, while it may seem tempting to take advantage of these plants, I would advise against it. A kiss stolen against someone's will is scarcely a kiss at all. I shall be outside all day, on the lookout for anyone who gets too . . . "handsy". I will not hesitate to defend innocents from anyone who looks like they have ill intentions." He looks away, dramatically, before turning back, slowly.

"And for anyone that knew her, Penny is gone. I shall be assisting the Welcome Center after this curse is over. Farewell, Penny, you shone like the brass you were named after."

[Video/Action Post]

[OoC: He's not THAT much of a douche . . . possibly. But he IS cursed. Take your chances~?]

Well hello, visitors. To those who remember visiting this place before, welcome back, so lovely to see you again. To those who are new, greetings and welcome. Allow me to help you with anything that you might need or any problems that you run into.

I am Captain Hammer and I am more than happy to be of assistance.

[OoC: You know what? Go for it; anything. I can always erase whatever I don't want him to know from his mind. And for the link! Because Hammer's stupid.]

[Video Post]

He is standing akimbo in the middle of the train. People in the background are pretty confused.

"Citizens! For those of you on this train, rest assured that I will be protecting you from whatever evil you might be facing on this train. When I discovered that the doors stuck, I was tempted to just break out, but the doors refused to budge. They are cursed together tight! I will protect those that I can, but the cars are moving, so I'm afraid that creating an exit will not allow you to pass to safety. I shall, however, prevent anything bad from happening to you, whatever evil might lurk!

I'm currently in car 1, but I believe that I am able to pass from car to car. If you need my assistance do not hesitate to contact me!" And with a salute he signs off.

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[OoC: Will be overall protecting people. Also, on an unrelated note, POTTER 7 PART 1 WAS SO WELL DONE!]